Kalecgos Down

Big Blue Dragon + his inner demon - 1250

KSP - 1 

Yea, technically, overall, the big stupid dragon killed us about 1250 times. And we killed him once. But that once counts for more by a lot. No, really. 

So, 6 raids into our Sunwell career Kalecgos is dead. It took us roughly 4 1/2 nights of tries on a fight that really doesn't seem that difficult. What is the fight really? Jump in the portal and either tank, dps or heal. Not exactly as difficult as having to be a white woman at the center of a 9 man interracial gangbang, know what I mean? Of course you do. 

The screenshot sucks, as usual, just looks like a bunch of us standing in a mismatched pile on an empty platform. Which is what it actually is. Love those demon corpses.

Yet, for some reason, we had more than a little trouble. My first instinct is to blame the stupid people in the guild, but there are so many of them and they are so ridiculously not smart that it would be like me blaming the ocean for being wet. No, I've actually come to accept the inability of my guildmates to think, react or adapt. I'm fairly certain Rain Man and the retarded kid from My So Called Life could fill in for some of them and I wouldn't know the difference.

I'm actually going to do something out of character and give a little bit of mostly undeserved praise. So, to Kils, thank you for being mariginally less retarded than usual. To Ibex, thank you for not being high. To Toastz, thank you for being less horrible than you normally are. To Priestkiller, thank for being less afk than usual and for not having all those people over your house causing your sound-activated mic to give us an unwanted and frankly disturbing view of your home life.

Also, a quick thank you to Boosted for not being there last night so I could get my off-hand [Mounting Vengeance]

Loots & Screenshot:

[Pantaloons of Calming Strife] - Inannia

[Lightbringer Bands] - Tex

[Lightbringer Wristguards] - Whirlwin

[Bracers of the Tempest] - Airex

 

kalecgos dead

 

 

 
Illidan (and Council) Down

So, after switching out our fire tanks for ones that didn't disconnect or vanish into the cold Canadian air (using one of my alts ftw), and after getting people to correctly target the demons going for the warlock tank and the main tank, we downed Illidan last night. With exactly one mage and one warlock present. Never let it be said we don't try to do everything the hard way.

Its been a long, strange trip. Of the original KSP members who started with us in ZG there are 4 left. And one them retired from WoW 2 minutes after Illidan died. Lots of people have come and gone, but somehow we've managed, in 2+ years of the lightest raid schedule on the planet, to build a solid core of players who I don't hate (much). By my count, since we start running on Gruul in April '07, we've missed somewhere around 4 months of raiding to vacations, raiding sabbaticals and the like. That we managed to keep it together when we'd go a month here or there without raiding to give ourselves a break, speaks volumes to the resiliency of our particular group of scoundrels.

Raiding in our guild isn't always easy. We aren't the typical guild. The amount of sexism, racism, protectionism, nepotism, blackmailism, necrophiliaism, narcolepsyism, and all the other isms I can't make up isn't easy to deal with. I'm proud of everyone for sticking it out. And that's saying a lot, because other than my cock (9 inches...around), I'm rarely proud of anything.

At last night's raid: Worriar, Ibex, Raindrop, Chaotix, Shotcolla, Toastz, Kils, Boosted, Rogerjinx (playing Liotoralens), Kimiyo, Drugstore, Ricekrispies, Phildo, Boostedsyty, Innania, Mooyo, Orkz, Spasm, Brattx, Rhunko, Steveo, Subzro, Priestkiller, Airofox, Clnteasthoof.

People who weren't there last night, but helped get us there: Yogui, Manic, Payday, Nukability, Sidine, Unbeefable, Tonybologna, Jaclynne, Raviss, Failstacio, Mokomitu, Chowda, Pigmaster and a few others I can't remember right now, probably because they weren't very important anyway.

Loots + Screenshot:

[Bulwark of Azzinoth] - Worriar

[The Skull of Gul'dan] - Subzro

[Gronnstalker's Chestguard] - Drugstore

[Onslaught Chestguard] - Worriar

[Skyshatter Breastplate] - Clnteasthoof

 

illidan
 
Oh yea, killed Council too (duh). I have no idea what dropped. Probably pants though.
 
council
 
 

 

 
RoS + Mother Down

Despite being known as the "hard boss" of BT, we got RoS down pretty quickly and if not for the poor timing of some pummels would've had it down even faster. Those warriors will remain nameless but their names rhyme with Roosted and Mayday. It also didn't help that a certain druid, whose name rhymes with Zogui, fucked up too. 

Anyway, with the floating stone face out of the way, we turned our attention to the 4 armed whoremaster. Let me re-state once again that resist fights are just a horrible mechanic. Its a cheap gimmick thats more than worn out its welcome in WoW. Whatever, she's dead. 7 Down, 2 to go.

Loots and screenshots:

[Torch of the Damned] - Ricekrispies

[Gloves of Unfailing Faith] - Inannia

[Nadina's Pendant of Purity] - Aeromun

[Gronnstalker's Spaulders] - Kimiyo

[Onslaught Shoulderguards] - Poostacio

[Onslaught Shoulderguards] - Worriar 

 

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